Why did the civil engineer cross the road

I was at a conference last week and heard this joke: ‘To design the other side!’ It got me thinking about how we engineers sometimes take our work way too seriously. We might want to lighten up a bit when it comes to sharing the lighter, funnier moments of our projects — what are some of your favorite engineering jokes?

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